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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

100 "Fabricated" Truths ;)



Well i looked back at all my posts from the start, and there hasn't been a tag which could help you know me better, So i decided to face the truth, and took up the "Sach Ka Samna" kinda quiz which i stole from some plce :D, So here goes.....


1. Last beverage: Pomegranate juice(And it tasted like tonic, yuck)
2. Last phone call: Vodafone customer care(I hate them as much as you do)
3. Last text message: Again customer care, I tell you these guys should be shot, drowned and quartered.
4. Last song you listened to: Kanye west-Heartless (Awesome song that)
5. Last time you cried: I cry when I get sad, to answer the question, It’s been a week, I guess….

HAVE YOU EVER...
6. Dated someone twice: Recession is going on, So No.
7. Been cheated on? Yeah, my friend stole 2 rupees from me and he is still hiding........
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? No......
9. Lost someone special? Yeah when my frog Sammie was kidnapped......
10. Been depressed? I have lost count of that......
11. Been drunk and threw up? Never have, Never will….

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. Red
14. White
15. Black again :P

FIRSTS:
16. Made new friends: In virtual life yes :), In real life No :(
17. Fallen out of love: Not exactly, I donno, Maybe
18. Laughed until you cried: Many many times, most of the times watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S(its an awesome show na??)
19. Met someone who changed you: Yes, Rakhi Sawant. :P
20. Found out who your true friends were: Other than my pet frogs Tammie and Pammie, yeah they are many ;)
21. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah Tammie and Pammie were talking y'day it was so awful, that I cant tell you...........

HAVE YOU
:22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: lemme ask my frenz itself, guys I am ready whats your opinion???? ;)(girls only ok) :P
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Except some of my Blog mates, All
24. How many kids do you want to have: 3 maybe 4, I am not sure yet. ;)
25. Do you have any pets: 2 frogs, A cat, 6 kittens, and uncountable cockroaches......
26. Do you want to change your name: Naaa, A Genius is known by his original name you see ;)
27. What did you do for your last birthday: As it was in coll, had a tanker load of fun, it was the best b’day ever
28. What time did you wake up today: Exactly @ 10:36:42 :D
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Listening to Songs, while my mom was screaming @ me ;)….
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for: The day when my frogs will grow up to be responsible citizens in their community. :P
31. Last time you saw your father: He’s here, watching TV.
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My dreams are so big that I wake up from my sleep everyday, wish my head was a little bigger so that they could fit in, :P
33. Most visited web page: Of course my own, knowthousif.blogspot.com.

Whats your:
34. Name: Thousif Raza
35. Nicknames: Gamer, Music freak, Sweeto, Pagal, Blog addict etc etc
36. Zodiac sign: Capricorn with 2 big horns, beware you non commenter's on my blog :P
37. Male or female or transgender : Definitely Male.
38. Elementary: Sri Rajeshwari Vidyalaya
39. School: Same as above
40. Colleges: Field Marshall K.M Cariappa College
41. Hair color: My fav color Black
42. Long or short: Short an spiky(my hair that is) :D
43. Height: 170cms I guess,
44. Do you have a crush on someone? I think so...
45. Ever been in love? As shaggy sings, what's love gotta do with it?? eh ;)
46. Piercings? If stitches count then yes, 3 :D
47. Tattoos? Lemme check..................... No :P
48. Righty or lefty: Lemme check............ Mouse is in my right hand, so I must be right handed, so righty :P
49. First surgery: None, but I got couple of stitches from my childhood adventures ;),
50. First piercing: When I fell from top of my house gate, I got 3 stitches in the back of my head :D
51. First best friend: Vinod. Best and always will be
52. First sport you loved: Truly Indian on this, Cricket ;)
53. First pet: Cat, couple of Hens were also there I think;)
54. First vacation: Whole of Mysore, Still remember it….
55. First concert: Still to…….
56. First crush: She was the cutest and also 2 years senior when I was in school, Sanchan :P

RIGHT NOW:
57. Eating: My nails :P
58. Drinking: Other than my saliva nothing.......
59. I'm about to: Freak out after answering so many questions
60. Listening to: My mom begging me to take a bath :P
61. Waiting for: Water to Boil, So that I can take a Bath, its been a week you see :P

YOUR FUTURE :
62. Want kids? A whole bunch of em.....
63. Want to get married? I am still having my thoughts on that :D
64. Careers in mind? Journalism, or Photography or Advertising

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
64. Lips or eyes: Eyes
66. Hugs or kisses: Both,
67. Shorter or taller: Medium Is good ;)
68. Older or Younger: Obviously younger yaar
69. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous is always good
70. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both
71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
72. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
73. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker, just like me :D

HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: Lemme check the list and tell you........................ Hmmmm No.
75. Lost glasses/contacts: Mujhe char anhke nahi chahiye dekhne ke liye(I dont need four eyes to see), I have two and they work just fine
76. Broken someone's heart: Never have, Never will.
77. Had your own heartbroken: I am still picking up the pieces.........
78. Been arrested: Lemme check and tell.......... hmmm No...........
79. Turned someone down: Maybe yaar, itne sare proposal the(i had so many proposals), I don’t remember :P
80. Cried when someone died: For a month, and I still do sometimes, it was my sister.
81. Liked a friend that is a girl? Hmmm Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
81. Yourself: Yes very much
82. Miracles: Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have passed in my exams you see ;)
83. God: With all my heart.
84. Love at first sight: No, because she may also be a psycho you see.... :P
85. Heaven: yes, and just like Eddie money sings, I got two tickets to paradise, one for me, one for my 2 frogs ;)
86. Santa Claus: Lemme ask and tell..... Santa Claus showed the finger to the guy who prepared this tag :P
87. Kiss on the first date?: Yes, and I would say make it a double please, :D
88. Angels: Yes.. My mother is one of them.
89. Devils: Have got many as my ‘Frenz’ ;)

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: (what was i doing until now then :P)

90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? : Yes, my friend who stole my 2 rupees..........
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? : Ek hi nahi milti, dusri kahaan se laoo??? (I cant find one itself, where would I find another one????)
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? : That 2 rupees guy….
93. Among you blog mates, who would you like to kiss? : Everyone of them, boys included, because everyone writes so awesomely....... :)
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? : I have committed one by taking this tag, and I think if not me, you guys will be definitely regretting after reading it.......
95. Wanted to steal your friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? : Stealing is a bad habit, dint your mom tell you not to steal????.

Associate with something you wear:

96. White: Nice to see.
97. Black: My favorite color
98. Pink: Girly, So don’t have anything of that color
99. Red: Another favorite color, I got a real good T-shirt, Fav of all

100. Posting this as 100 Truths? More like hundred fabricated truths :D

For the people who sat through these hundred questions, I worship you literally, for those wondering why I have written Hindi lines in English also, that's because I got couple of international readers too you see, (if you think I am showing off, then you are absolutely right :P)

And i pass the tag to whoever is courageous(Read: Stupid) enough to take it

Hope you had fun, take care cya soon............

17 comments:

  1. Wow! seems you are an animal lover if you are not joking...

    And being so honest abt crying...and then accepting tht u dont drink... ahem! I must say it is a sort of sach ka saamna... loved reading this post.

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  2. The lies part is only of the frogs, thats just for fun others are true

    i just hope i made you smile, missed you on the last post.....

    take care and keep writing...........

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  3. Wow...You are patient..and honest... :)
    By the by...You have froggies for pets!?! Do they sleep with you in your bed? Or do they chill in your bath tub? You must have a really mosquito free environment! :D...

    I think its very cool of you to admit about crying..What's the big deal anyway bout guys crying? Why would they have tear ducts if they were not supposed to? ;)

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  4. 57. Eating: My nails :P
    CHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    56. First crush: She was the cutest and also 2 years senior when I was in school, Sanchan :P
    68. Older or Younger: Obviously younger yaar
    CONTRADICTORY!!!

    22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: lemme ask my frenz itself, guys I am ready whats your opinion???? ;)(girls only ok) :P
    93. Among you blog mates, who would you like to kiss? : Everyone of them, boys included
    AGAIN CONTRADICTORY!!!

    :P :P
    Worship meee!!! i completely read the post :P

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  5. Gee.. youve got patience bro... i would have been knocked out half the way through this...

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  6. lolz a nice funny blog from you dear.

    keep writing mate

    cheers
    chaits

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  7. Really nice post and blog man. Keep it up.

    www.iharshad.wordpress.com

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  8. @ choco: frogs do visit from time to time, but the mosquito prob is just there like the population of india, now stopping at all :D,

    @gayathri: well at the 1st crush time i dint know, it was just a crush, abt the next one i have a choice na, so its NOT CONTRADICTORY

    and 1st q is abt my frenz in real life, if i kiss male guys, i will be just dostana u see ;), abt the second its my blog buddies, so i like all of them and even if they call me a lil dostana i dont care
    i am surprised that you read the whole post, and gayathri devi ki jai :D, take care

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  9. @ As the mind meanders: i know i know :P

    @ Chaitanya: thank you and thank you again.....

    @ Madhav, thankx mate, take care you too

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  10. Patience Pays!
    Both your's and mine!
    Good compilation! :D

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  11. How many kids do you want to have: 3 maybe 4, I am not sure yet.
    how come man??
    Want to get married? I am still having my thoughts on that
    and this??
    man how will u have 3-4 kids without marrying...??

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  12. @ pawan: thank you very much yaar....

    @ R S V: is it neccsary to marry to have kids???? ;), i am just kidding bro, wanted to make someone smile thats it......

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  13. and a smile is just what u can see on my face!!

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  14. @ R S V: there mission accomplished :D, take care

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  15. Aw, impressive text man. Can feel the feeling through this.. Keep it up (Y)

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  17. @ rawcogs: thx ya, welcome to my blog, and hope to c more of you here.....

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